introducing: wes

Just a few things about Wes since I feel like I have said so much already. I'll just throw out there that he was famous around these parts before I made him more famous with that email.

With that said, here are a list of names that I call Wes/he goes by. I thought it'd make the best introduction. They are in no particular order except maybe the order that I use them most often (just kidding).

1. Shit

2. Little shit

3. Wes

4. Wesley

5. Mathias

6. Porkchop

7. Wesh

8. Wessy

9. West

10. Sport (ok, that's a lie)

11. No beard the pirate (that one time.. when he didn't have a beard for about a day)

12. Famous man

One time Wes asked me over his apartment intercom "Krista, how's your herpes?" I don't really have herpes.