4 and 5

I love you.
Dear poo poo (laughter)
You love yogurt.
I double dare you to eat head cabbage.
Dear no one.
We love you.
We don't love you.
I like to build a jungle gym.
Poobah!
Doobah!
I love Krista.
I don't love her.
me: (finally trying to guide them a bit) What do you like to do? them: pee
We're eating breakfast and I made a tractor.
I'm going to throw yogurt at you.
I'm going to chomp your head off.
I love you, bye.
I don't love you, bye.

*Blog owner's note: They thought this was HILARIOUS.